"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
11/21/2018 at 20:34 • Filed to: None
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"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
11/21/2018 at 20:34 • Filed to: None | 9
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If you’ve got a mixing bowl full of dry ingredients, don’t just grab the switch on the Kitchenaid mixer and go full throttle.
I was trying to bake and a helper took over. It didn’t go well.
functionoverfashion
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 20:45 |
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lol, just a few hours ago I made toll house cookies with my 4 and 6 year old. I can see this happening and I can picture the aftermath in my mind.
smobgirl
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 20:47 |
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I tried to make mashed potatoes with one of those cheap handheld mixers once. I replastere d the ceiling instead.
shop-teacher
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 20:48 |
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Been there.
ttyymmnn
> smobgirl
11/21/2018 at 21:08 |
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There’s no school like the old school.
merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 21:09 |
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Lolololololol... I mean I’m sor.... nah, that’s pretty funny. Yeah I have a handful of “helpers” myself and can totally relate.
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wafflesnfalafel
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2018 at 21:20 |
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ha - I am using one nearly like that that my wife’s 92 yo grandmother inherited from her mother to make our mashed potatoes tomorrow. Original wood handle - I am honored to use it.
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ttyymmnn
> wafflesnfalafel
11/21/2018 at 21:25 |
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Mashed potatoes should have a certain amount of lumps for texture. Not huge lumps, but they should also not be like whipped cream.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 21:30 |
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Too late by a few decades...
Still, my mum did even better. She learnt that you could make caramel by boiling an unopened tin of sweetened condensed milk. So this is what she did. Unfortunately, she also has the attention span of a 3 year old. So while it was boiling away she went shopping. The saucepan boiled dry and the unopened tin of caramelized sweetened condensed milk exploded...
Both myself and my grandmother were home at the time ( but oblivious to the cooking tin) so we could at least turn off the stove. But the caramel was another story...it took years to clean up from the exposed brick walls and the pine panelled ceiling...
TheRealBicycleBuck
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/21/2018 at 21:58 |
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That’s hilarious. At least someone was home. My wife put eggs on to boil, then forgot about them and went to pick up our son from school. By the time she got home, the fire department had arrived and had already broken through the back door to put out the fire. Fortunately, there was not fire, it was just smoke from the charred remnants of the eggs . For weeks w e were finding bits of egg in the kitchen and bits of broken glass in the living room from the back window the firefighters kicked in.
Brickman
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 22:25 |
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That happened once when I made royal icing....(1lb of confectioners sugar all over in a 4ft radius .) it was a royal pain in the ass to clean up plus roach infestation a week later.
Royal icing can be made by using a spoon :)
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Clown Shoe Pilot
> functionoverfashion
11/21/2018 at 22:39 |
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I do n’t have a 4 or a 6 year old. I have a drunk 47 year old :)
Tekamul
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/21/2018 at 22:43 |
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I know what Santa’s bringing you this year
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Clown Shoe Pilot
> Tekamul
11/21/2018 at 22:44 |
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Oh, I’ve already got one.
Frank Grimes
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/22/2018 at 00:26 |
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They really should have added a slow startup feature years ago. My grinder and polisher have it.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Clown Shoe Pilot
11/22/2018 at 04:46 |
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pics?